Tyd Om Te Lag

Die Blond lê in die bed. Die bure se hond blaf aanhoudend. Na twee ure se blaf sê sy vir haar man: “That’s it! Ek kan dit nie meer vat nie!” Sy spring op en hardloop by die deur uit.. Na ‘n tyd kom sy terug. Klap die deur hard toe – klim in die bed en sê: “Nou sal ons sien.” Sy het net gelê toe vra haar man: “Wat het jy gemaak want daar begin hy weer te blaf?”
Sy sê: “Ek het hom in ONS yard gesit. Nou kan die bure voel hoe dit voel as die bure se hond aanhoudend blaf.”

image from google images

image from google images

Laaitie sukkel om by die deurklokkie uit te kom. Dominee kom verby: “hierso laat ek jou help seuna” en druk die knoppie, “en nou?” vra die dominee. “Nou hardloop ons oom”

image from google images

image from google images

Ambulans kom met n moerse luiende sirenes verby. Dronk ou hol agter ambulans aan en ploeg neer inni pad laat die snot spat. Hy staan bietjie kruppel op en skree agter ambulans aan: STEEK JOU ROOMYS IN JOU GAT MAN!!!

image from google images

image from google images

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Di believes that the most important and most fulfilling “job” she has is being a mom of two. She is creative and passionate about animals. When she isn't being moms taxi, she is the Creative Director at Aneis de Vida - The Circle of Light Magazine. http://www.aneisdevida.co.za

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